Joke Of The Day

After a heavy day's digging at the archeological site in Norway, the researchers uncovered a priceless statue of the ancient Norse thunder god. It was a wondrous piece of artwork. He had bulging muscles and imposing stance and, of course, his famous giant hammer. But most important of all, the eyes in his fierce-looking face were made of two giant rubies that glittered with a brilliant red color.

Of course, the two leading archeologists on the dig were both determined that they should be the one to have their name listed against the discovery, and pretty soon the argument was intensifying to the point where the rest of the team, despite being exhausted after the day's work, started to gather round to watch.

The two of them continued squabbling for some time and they provided the others with a great source of amusement for the evening, and by the time they finally gave up and called a truce, everyone else was feeling quite refreshed by the entertainment.

As the crowd dispersed, one junior digger turned to his friend and said, "Well, that was a fight for Thor eyes."


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Bonus Joke:


Noren Eron, the great Norse comic decided to bring his act to America. He booked several shows in the northern states and did well.

He then took his act down south, but he realized that the farther south he went, the less the crowd appreciated his act which had the poor guy miffed.

When he got to the Deep South, no one got his act at all. After many disappointing sets, he just quit one night and returned to Norway.

This goes to show you: You should never book a miffed Norse in the south.

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